I know, I'm not supposed to cross-post, but this is simply too good. >Please take time out of your busy schedule to check your toilet paper >stockpile. Make sure it's Y2K compliant. Experts caution that if it >isn't, on January 1, 2000, it will roll back to 1900 and turn into an >Eaton's catalog. Happy Y2K - George of Scaramouche