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5200/hair - top things to not say to wife...

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Jeffrey Siegel
Mon, Jun 1, 2009 12:17 PM

After being asked to reflect up the dumb things I said to my wife
after dumping a nickel-sized glob of 5200 in her hair, I came up with
a list.  I'm offering this list to all husbands who find themselves in
similar situations.

The top 5 things to NEVER say to your wife after you've caused 5200 to
end up in her hair:

#5. Let's finish up and I'll take you out to dinner.  (How could she
possibly be seen in public with 5200 in her hair - who knew?)

#4. Do you want me to cut it out?  (No mere mortal is allowed to touch
a cutting instrument to her hair)

#3. This will make the perfect blog entry for today!  (No it won't)

#2. I know acetone will dissolve the 5200 but I'm sure it'll take the
color out too.  (There is no need to explain how absolutely stupid
this statement was to make)

And the #1, absolutely dumbest thing I said: It's a good thing you
weren't wearing your new ActiveCaptain hat!

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Jeffrey Siegel
M/V aCappella
DeFever 53RPH
W1ACA/WDB4350
Castine, Maine

www.activecaptain.com
The Interactive Cruising Guidebook

Our cruising blog:
http://takingpaws.blogspot.com

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After being asked to reflect up the dumb things I said to my wife after dumping a nickel-sized glob of 5200 in her hair, I came up with a list. I'm offering this list to all husbands who find themselves in similar situations. The top 5 things to NEVER say to your wife after you've caused 5200 to end up in her hair: #5. Let's finish up and I'll take you out to dinner. (How could she possibly be seen in public with 5200 in her hair - who knew?) #4. Do you want me to cut it out? (No mere mortal is allowed to touch a cutting instrument to her hair) #3. This will make the perfect blog entry for today! (No it won't) #2. I know acetone will dissolve the 5200 but I'm sure it'll take the color out too. (There is no need to explain how absolutely stupid this statement was to make) And the #1, absolutely dumbest thing I said: It's a good thing you weren't wearing your new ActiveCaptain hat! ==================================== Jeffrey Siegel M/V aCappella DeFever 53RPH W1ACA/WDB4350 Castine, Maine www.activecaptain.com The Interactive Cruising Guidebook Our cruising blog: http://takingpaws.blogspot.com ..