THE BEST CHRISTMAS PAGEANT EVER plays tonight, Saturday December 4 at 8 p.m. RUSH tickets just $10 15 minutes before start of show. Great family holiday entertainment at the Lakewood Playhouse 5729 Lakewood Towne Center Blvd. SW off I-5 at exit 125. Play by Barbara Robinson Directed by Maggie Knott Plays through Dec 23 "The six mean Herdman kids lie, steal, smoke cigars (even the girls) and then take starring roles in the yearly church Christmas Pageant." A holiday comedy classic! Lakewood Playhouse (253) 588-0042 box office <http://www.lakewoodplayhouse.org> www.lakewoodplayhouse.org x